How to choose a bride the Malaysian style.
How to choose a bride the Malaysian style The story begin at Kampung Pandan,Kuala Lumpur
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house and said 'I have choose 3 beautiful ladies fro your bride and I want you to met them at their work place. And please let me know what you think'.
The first day the son went to big tall building at Leboh Ampang. It was a beautiful telephones-cum-receptionist. Come home his mother asked him how it goes? He immediately commented that: - "Aiyaa...mother, she always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON..."
On second day, he went to HBKL nominee was a leggy nurse. This was rejected also. Reason being: - "Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying "SABAR LA CIK YA... SABARRRR,...."
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She order her son to go to school and met a sweet but plain-looking teacher. Comeback home the son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised & asked:- "Why this one? The previous two were a lot better looking!"
He replied: - "Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, always say:-PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!"
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brother.... female mini bus conductor more better laa.... they always say.. "NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK..... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI, ....BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house and said 'I have choose 3 beautiful ladies fro your bride and I want you to met them at their work place. And please let me know what you think'.
The first day the son went to big tall building at Leboh Ampang. It was a beautiful telephones-cum-receptionist. Come home his mother asked him how it goes? He immediately commented that: - "Aiyaa...mother, she always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON..."
On second day, he went to HBKL nominee was a leggy nurse. This was rejected also. Reason being: - "Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying "SABAR LA CIK YA... SABARRRR,...."
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She order her son to go to school and met a sweet but plain-looking teacher. Comeback home the son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised & asked:- "Why this one? The previous two were a lot better looking!"
He replied: - "Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, always say:-PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!"
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brother.... female mini bus conductor more better laa.... they always say.. "NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK..... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI, ....BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."
